In case you’re reading this, you might want to check out the post before this one for the prequel to this tale. If you’ve done so, here’s the rest…
J: So my phone is in the dustbin, eh?
el~correcta: em…em…something like that!
J:Ah ah, is that what you can’t say. There’s no big deal. Commot for road.
He excuses himself and heads for the dustbin and attempts to slowly rummage from the top, when his eyes finally accustoms to the poor visibility and he sees like a gazillion cockroaches ruminating in bin. He quickly retracts his hand and steps back like 3 paces.
J: Chei! omo! Did you see that? Did you see that?
el~correcta: yes, that was why I didn’t want you to come here.
O finally intervenes.
O: wait let me take it to the balcony and spread it out on the floor. We’ll spot it easier when it’s all out in the open.
So O braves it and manages to carry out the bin out to the balcony, with cockroaches everywhere scurrying about for their safety…and ours for that matter! And as he upturns the bin, a flurry of roaches sprawl across the balcony surface in their hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds! The three of us instinctively run for dear life. I personally find it demeaning and delirious at the same time because i found myself hanging on the railings of the balcony, almost toppling over from two stories up. Christ!!
After about ten good minutes, we all slowly and carefully, approach the bin site with the hope of not encountering any creatures there. We then painstakingly rummage through the offensive and foul smelling rubbish in the darkness, still dodging a couple of roaches here and there. Believe me, this is really putting it all very mildly, it’s really worse than I can ever describe.
We scavenge for a good 5 minutes, and to everybody’s amazement, the bloody phone wasn’t in the rubbish. Shit. Shit shit shit! All this, for nothing. Nothing! When suddenly O exclaims from inside the kitchen….
O: I’ve seen it! I don see am!!
J: where
el~correcta: where you see am?
O: on the floor o. its like it didn’t fall inside the bin. It just fell onto the side of the bag and feel on the floor. Imagine!
4 comments:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!
and for NOTHING!
pele.
this blog is my kind of blog.funny in a weird way.so u mean that phone wasnt in the bin and u guys went through all that wahala and dinning with cockroaches; men that was something.
Dude!that was most definitely NOT the end i expected.
hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that phone had correct humour jare...
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